Because something DIED up there!
There is a cloud of doom hanging over the day, and whatever died in your ass is where it started.
Starbucks is a public place, populated with random people, I am OK with that.
But, whatever freak dietary lifestyle you live that can render a bathroom uninhabitable for upwards of 30 minutes after you drop a deuce becomes everybody’s problem.
I was writing and sipping coffee-
Wait, let’s be honest.