There is a cloud of doom hanging over the day, and whatever died in your ass is where it started.
Starbucks is a public place, populated with random people, I am OK with that.
But, whatever freak dietary lifestyle you live that can render a bathroom uninhabitable for upwards of…
Dylan Thomas was an English poet in the 50s.
Like all poets that means he was all about the pent up, whininess that permeated the overwhelming majority of poetry from that era. (Test reader is a poet, after reading that line I was told to go fuck myself. …
Money makes the monkey dance.
That is possibly the coolest phrase I have ever heard of.
Mainly because that is what the Mayor of Cudahy, California said to an FBI informant.
Turns out he was taking bribes for permits to open Kush Clinics. (This was back before it was legal…
Just read something funny.
There is a serious post on Facebook by someone who posts nothing but protect life, protect the animals, blah, blah, blah.
And everyone who comments are the same types.
I have often heard them reference life as being sacred.
I agree with that, but not in…
Perfume was invented by the ancient Egyptians.
They used it in religious ceremonies, burial preparations and daily use.
It is some of the most expensive liquid on the planet, ounce for ounce.
So, the modern usage for women is to lightly apply it.
So why do you need to know…
Valentine’s day is one of those days where people freak out for a variety of reasons.
Saint Valentine must have been a sadistic son of bitch, setting aside the whole sainthood thing.
A quick Google search says that Saint Valentine lived in Rome when Emperor Claudius decided that soldiers were…
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.”
Someone threw that line at me recently.
As my twisted mind spent the next 20 minutes finishing that line.
Here are the top 3 second halfs to that phrase:
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one-
I have joined a sorority.
At least, I think I have.
At any moment, a pillow fight in peekaboo nighties may break out.
Keep in mind, public masturbation is still a crime in the USA. (Europe? Who knows anymore.)
I know, I know, details.
I am in a Starbucks that…